Chapter 661: A Happy Event? Solid-Liquid Mixture

Yu Xiaogang's journey was difficult and painful.

But that pale face couldn't help but reveal a greasy smile.

Tang San and the others were all confused.

Dai Mubai stopped eating and couldn't help asking:
"Master, you came so late, did something happen?"

"haha, yes."

Yu Xiaogang let out an unpleasant laugh with a smug look on his face.

His one eye lit up and he nodded repeatedly.

"It's a good thing, a very happy thing!"

"A big happy event?"

Not to mention Ma Hongjun and the others, even Jiangzhu, Ning Rongrong and the others couldn't help but become interested.

"Teacher, what's the happy event?"

Tang San asked curiously.

"Ah"

Yu Xiaogang smiled with a crooked mouth, keeping the secret, and chanted the soul spell instead.

"Come out, Luo Sanpao!"

The words fell.

Everyone only heard a "puff" sound.

A light purple soul power overflowed from Yu Xiaogang's body and transformed into Luo Sanpao.

"..."

Tang San and the others were silent.

Ning Rongrong and the other girls had disgust on their faces.

This damn Luo Sanpao is so ugly.

Tang San quickly discovered something was wrong, even though he hadn't seen San Pao for a long time.

At the beginning
Luo Sanpao is 1.5 meters tall and wide.

He looks a bit honest.

The whole body is covered with lavender hair.

The two little ears were drooping and the big deep blue eyes were blinking, looking very gentle.

It makes people wonder whether it is a pig or a dog.

But now, no one would doubt the fact that Luo Sanpao is a pig.
The changes are really huge.

It increased from 1.5 meters to 2 meters, both in length and width.

It looks like a ball of flesh that is bigger than Ma Hongjun's, but softer.

The originally small ears turned into fan-shaped ears.

The soft purple hair seems to be hardening and fading, with a tendency to evolve into a meat pig.

When the body twists.

The fat buttocks began to sway from side to side.

If they are not happy, they are here.
Maybe you will have the urge to try something new again.

But Luo Sanpao's legs are too short.

I'm afraid they are not happy and there is no place to fix the steering wheel.

That curly tail is a nice touch.

"Teacher, the happy event you mentioned, isn't it that your martial spirit has also become fatter?"

"Pfft haha"

As soon as Tang San finished speaking, Xiao Wu couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Xiao Yinzi, what kind of happy event is this?"

"Ha ha."

Xiao Wu grabbed Ning Rongrong's arm and smiled unabashedly.

Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing and others are much more elegant.

"..."

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu's smiling face and laughed unconsciously.

He didn't even look at Yu Xiaogang's depressed face.

"Huh? Master has achieved the Soul Master level!"

It was not until Ma Hongjun's surprised voice was heard that everyone finally looked at Yu Xiaogang.

I only saw his feet.
It was yellow, yellow, yellow, three hundred-year soul rings!
"Ahem. That's right."

Yu Xiaogang picked up the fat hand, coughed twice to ease the embarrassment, and nodded.

"I suddenly broke out last night when I was using the toilet. Ahem."

talking.

Yu Xiaogang coughed twice again.

He also didn't expect that there would be such a coincidence in the world.

He had already given up on cultivation.

But just last night.

He was constipated and couldn't defecate, but an occasional effort broke through the bottleneck of his cultivation.

It’s really fate that plays a trick on people.

It's just that his health is really bad.
To be on the safe side, he had no choice but to let Flanders take him to Sunset Forest.

I hunted down a soul beast that was about 500 years old. It feels so good to have a breakthrough.

if it is possible.

He would rather be constipated every day in exchange for the cultivation that the thief God owes him.

"..."

Yu Xiaogang was immersed in complacency.

He didn't notice the deafening silence of Tang San and the others at all.

Honestly.
They would rather Yu Xiaogang not be so specific.

How could a decent person make a breakthrough there?

at this time.

Jing Ling, who was taciturn and whose martial soul was a skeleton, asked curiously:

"So, Master, what is your soul skill?"

As Jing Ling finished speaking, the scene suddenly fell silent.

Tang San, who knew Yu Xiaogang's background, and Xiao Wu and others stared at Jing Ling in horror.

What terrified them even more was...

Yu Xiaogang actually planned to give a demonstration.

"I haven't tried this either, but I think it will be very different from my first two soul skills."

Yu Xiaogang is full of confidence.

His third soul skill definitely couldn't be bullshit!

"Very different?"

Tang San was also stunned, and interest suddenly appeared in his eyes.

Only Xiao Wu silently pulled Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Jiangzhu back.
Protect everyone in front of you.

Yu Xiaogang continued: "My third soul ring comes from the giant rock rat known as the rock shooter. Wait a moment, let me brew it for a moment."

The words fell.

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath, locked his pelvis, gathered his energy and shouted loudly.

"Fart like a rock, keep using force Luo Sanpao!"

Yu Xiaogang raised his hand and waved.

The third soul ring under his feet was put on Luo Sanpao.

The round body suddenly bounced up, reaching a height of three meters.
Stick out your butt.

“I think we’d better leave first.”

Seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing frowned and began to feel nauseous.

He made a prompt decision and pulled Xiao Wu back.

"Go, don't be a gambler."

Ning Rongrong also nodded and quickly left with Jiangzhu.

Just as Zhu Zhuqing and the others turned to leave.

Luo Sanpao then turned his body and headed towards the open space in the training ground.

Launch an attack.

bang——

The first shot was very strong and hit the ground several centimeters, but it soon became sparse.
Puff puff!
Tang San and the others widened their eyes, and then their faces turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

Your mother's happy event!
Your mom is very different!
It changed from a gaseous state to a solid-liquid mixed attack, right?

puff!
Ma Hongjun dropped the roasted sweet potato in his hand, was stunned, and then bent over.

"Fuck! This is fucking history! Ugh!"

Dai Mubai also hurriedly dropped the food in his hand and couldn't help vomiting.

He staggered and fled with Tang San and the others.

"Damn, this shit master!"

Even Jing Ling couldn't help but swear, feeling full of regret.

Fortunately, I was not splashed by the attack.

"Young Master, wait for me!"

Tyrone wished he could grow a few more legs so he could escape from this happy event.

"..."

Yu Xiaogang stood there in a daze.

He looked at his third soul skill in disbelief. Where was it that was supposed to be as hard as a stone?

How could it become like this.
Could it be that this move also requires charging with white radish in advance?
Or just one shot?
Yu Xiaogang once again fell into deep self-doubt.
It was clearly the Rock Shooter, how did it happen to his Luo Sanpao?

So it becomes a dung thrower?
What a thief!

Play with him again!
"Eh~"

Flanders, who wanted to spar with him in the dark, sighed and covered his face.

He understands.

Yu Xiaogang will have to be in seclusion for several months again, this soul skill is really too vulgar.

It's totally unpresentable.

Now, he completely lost the intention of matchmaking.

No one wants someone like Yu Xiaogang, and he wouldn't want it even if you gave it to him.

I really can’t take it. I can’t take it!
I wish you all a happy life!

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(End of this chapter)