Chapter 560: Durian Martial Arts, the loser eats dust.
Without feeling the slightest pity for Tzeentch's miserable plight, the next to appear was the secret weapon, the Big Durian.
Due to 40,000 years of evolution, the durian fruit has long disappeared from the human world. In order to make up for the regret that humans cannot eat snow in public, Hogg used genetic modification therapy to restore this exotic fruit by transforming an exploding plant fruit on Catachan.
The golden appearance symbolizes the prosperity of the human empire, while the thorny skin perfectly embodies the empire's absolute principle of the supremacy of force.
Using the new technique he had learned, the Emperor's spiritual energy rapidly drained away, and then spun through Hogg's brain, causing the durian to grow rapidly and powerfully! In the blink of an eye, it became an ultimate weapon comparable to the size of the Dreadnought.
With a "Puff!" sound, the severely injured blue big goo screamed in pain:
"Ah!! Take it out now, what have you done to me?"
"Hahaha, you bastard, how do you feel now? You actually dared to trick me. Quickly hold Him down, Khorne. I'm going to shove this thing in."
Although he has the body of an emperor, his heart is still that of Hogg. With his unique home imagination, the crazy Hogg is feared by everyone. Even the powerful Tzeentch army next to him dare not move at all and can only watch their own god being ultimately insulted.
Without any hesitation, veins bulged on Khorne's dog head, and its two pairs of sharp claws stabbed into Tzeentch's body. He adjusted his body and charged towards Hogg.
The two evil gods took turns to serve one of them. Under the pressure of such a powerful force, the psychic durian was completely immersed, exploding into pieces of blood. Even though Jianqi was an evil god, he also let out a painful wail:
"Ouch! No, let go, I'm going to explode!"
"Shut up Snow Leopard!"
Instead of letting the old bitch bark, Hogg stretched out his fist and shoved it directly into his mouth, and took out a new big durian.
"Woof woof woof, yeah, you're fucking called Tzeentch, right? You're done for today, even the warp can't save you."
As one big durian after another was stuffed into his body, Tzeentch could no longer stubbornly say that all this was as planned, and could only hum with a foul smell, which scared Tzeentch, who was pretending to be dead, so much that his anus tightened and he broke out in cold sweats.
As for Khorne, he was even more delighted. Ever since he was born, he had been fooled by this old bastard. Now that he had seized the opportunity, he immediately combined all his new and old grudges and started hacking at Tzeentch madly.
On this side, Durian charged forward, the two gods marching forward as one, and on the other side, Khorne danced wildly, slashing with bloodthirsty swords. The demons bowed their heads, silent, with only their piercing laughter resounding through the sky.
In this corner of the Warp that no one could find, Hogg cooperated with the Kobold king and his ministers, and together with the Emperor, they inflicted an extreme humiliation on Tzeentch that lasted for 7 days, exploding countless psychic durians, and even the earth was completely dyed blue by the evil god's blood.
Hogg knew that he could not completely eliminate the evil god, but that didn't mean he could let these trash go, especially after they tricked him. He, Hogg, was the most careful person, and the revenge of the Book of Hate must be carried out.
Looking at the blue waste lying on the ground, shaking unconsciously, Hogg stepped on his stomach and patted his head, threateningly:
"Boy, I think you have never seen the underworld. If you dare to play tricks on me again, I will make your head fly off. Do you hear me?"
"Woo woo woo, this one is right in the plan, hit the mark!"
Hearing that this bastard was still stubborn even after being beaten half to death, Hogg smiled with relief, and the kobold and the emperor also laughed.
Needless to say, Khorne, even his head has become a dog's head, so he is naturally a loyal dog-man warlord. The Emperor and Hogg are of one mind, and they will definitely not let go of Tzeentch, the waste.
If seven days isn't enough, then try another seven days. Hogg has plenty of time to waste with Him anyway. He must teach this old bastard a lesson, so he starts a new round of subspace bullying directly.
As the first general under Tzeentch, Carlos was loyal and not like the ordinary Lord of Change. However, facing this terrifying scene, he could only stuff the two bird heads into his stomach and become a turtle. He muttered: "Can't see me, can't see me."
Perhaps because the noise was too loud, after beating Tzeentch for 49 days, Hogg suddenly turned his head and glanced at the demons pretending to be dead:
"Did you just say something bad about me?"
"Ah! No, absolutely not!"
Who would dare to answer such a trumped-up charge? His own spirit was still lying on the ground, his life or death unknown. If he was targeted by these three things, wouldn't that be bad luck?
The best way to deal with these old scoundrels who play tricks behind the scenes is to strike hard and destroy them both physically and on the subspace level. As long as you destroy the enemies, you won't have to worry about being fooled.
When Hogg's eyes swept over them, these big demons dared not even fart and could only tremble there, fearing that they would be targeted and suffer the same fate as their boss.
After all, gods can't die, but this group of demons can. If they were hit by such a blow, they would be killed on the spot. Their lives are more important.
Grabbing Carlos by the neck, Hogg pulled the tasty two-headed birdman to him, patted his head and asked:
"Did you just say something bad about me?"
"No, by the Warp, my admiration for you, Lord of Black Light, is like a surging river, which is endless and unstoppable. How could I say anything bad about you?"
"If there was a chance, I would have wanted to join your army. Look, I have a complete set of the Black Light Sacred Words engraved on my body!"
In order to prove that what he said was true, Carlos endured the pain and pulled off a large piece of bird feathers on his back, revealing the words still oozing blood on them.
Looking at the High Gothic letters that were still oozing blood and looked as if they had just been engraved less than half a second ago, Hogg nodded with satisfaction and turned his gaze to the other demons who were curled up in a ball.
In order to save their lives, this group of demons followed suit. Even though they had not read the Black Light Holy Words, which was comparable to the collection of jokes in the empire, they had the entire body engraved with runes in less than seven seconds.
Hogg's behavior is full of evil taste, but might is right. There is no need to talk about the code of conduct for these chaos demons. If it were not for the fact that killing them is meaningless and new demons will appear immediately, Hogg would want to chop them all up and pile them up into a Jingguan.
Feeling that his remaining psionic energy was running low, Hogg stretched out his sharp claws, cut open Tzeentch's body, carved his name on his heart, and smashed his head with one punch.
Along with scarlet flashes of psionic energy, Hogg's name was completely imprinted in Tzeentch's body. Even if He recovered again, He could never wash away the extreme humiliation of being ultimately insulted.
The Warp portal was torn open again, and accompanied by the Emperor's golden sparks, the Kobolds began to retreat, and Hogg's figure gradually disappeared in the Warp portal. But before leaving, Hogg suddenly snapped his fingers and said to Tzeentch, who rolled his eyes and wanted to be tough again:
"Remember this, durian can explode!"
"Nani?"
"boom!"
As the words fell, 2478 large durians carrying the Emperor's psychic energy exploded instantly, blowing Tzeentch into pieces on the spot, and Hogg's figure also left this corner of the subspace that could not be found by detectors. Only a mouth burning with black smoke continued to howl there:
"All of this is in my plan, right!"
(End of this chapter)