Chapter 685: The butt is hanging on the throne,
Just like a fisherman who rarely catches a fish and would not return home until three times, the three brothers drove the Emperor Knights around the hive city for several circles and finally landed in front of the palace after dark.
Sensing the invasion of a UFO, the Imperial Guards rushed out in a rush. However, when they saw the appearance of the newcomers, all the corn spirits involuntarily took off their helmets and sighed:
"Oh my God, this is too big!"
If it had been before, the Imperial Guards would have definitely cursed this thing as heresy, but now Old Man Huang is not at home, and his immediate superior Waldo is also gone.
The leader of the Imperial Guards, Xiaomao, became the boss, but Xiaomao was not at home. She went out to fool around with her girlfriend from Titanium Star. According to the succession of official positions, Rambo, the Dog-Headed Imperial Guard, became their current boss.
If the Primarchs' admiration for the Emperor was a bit crazy, then the Custodians' admiration for the Emperor could not be described as crazy. In line with the will of the people, Rambo announced that everything should be done with urgency, and we should not stick to rigid rules.
"The God Emperor has many faces, and every believer can see the best side of him. How can we call such a beautiful creation a heresy?"
This statement received unanimous praise from all the imperial guards, and the palace gates were opened directly. Even the corn spirits on the Tower of Hegemony came over to admire this rare spectacle.
When Hogg pushed the joystick to control the Emperor Knight to walk into the underground palace, a group of minions had already surrounded him. Some of them even came forward and touched him with a perverted smile on their faces.
At first, Mara cursed Old Man Huang for being an inhuman being, but after sitting on this golden toilet for a week, she felt unwell all over, especially her buttocks which felt itchy. She wanted to stand up and scratch it, but she couldn't move and could only sit there stupidly.
Seeing the door of the underground palace being pushed open from the outside, before Mara could complain, she saw a scene that made her quite ashamed:
"What are you doing? Are you going to let me go inside this thing? The Sister of the Redemption has more strips of cloth on her body than this one, and what are those two things on his head?"
"Bang, bang, bang, bang" several muffled sounds were heard, and the four brothers jumped down from the knight's shoulders and stepped forward to fool the stupid Mara:
"Mother, you are making us sad by saying this. I can tell you responsibly that this shape is to fully dissipate heat. Don't you think about how powerful you are? If you cause the body to overheat, you will become a sinner!"
"Pepe is right!"
Magnus took over the conversation and lit up the psychic array on the Emperor Knight. Under his control, the two psychic coils disguised as rabbit ears emitted bright golden light. He pointed at the part that looked more like a sex toy and explained:
"You're stupid, we don't blame you, but you can't insult the ultimate creation that combines the amazing wisdom of the four of us. Do you want to have two extremely ugly antennas on your head?"
After years of observation, the Primarchs have discovered that Mara is a single-threaded creature. Simply put, his brain is slow and he sometimes cannot react in time.
Without giving Mara time to think, Lorga delivered the final blow:
"The state religion has suffered heavy losses. At least 90% of its people were sacrificed in the previous ceremony. For the future of the empire and for the sacrifice of its believers, are you sure you want to refuse?"
Perturabo talked about science, Magnus talked about psychic power, and Lorgar talked about faith and justice. Mara was obviously convinced, but still a little reluctant.
But Hogg doesn't care about that. Putting it in the refrigerator is just the first step. Repeated debugging will be required afterwards. This is a huge workload. He has to get the first step done first!
After pressing the start button, the Emperor Knight's chest flipped outward, revealing the storage compartment inside. As the distance got closer, several pipes poked out and stuck to Mara's body.
While gradually shutting down the Golden Throne, the Knight Mech was slowly operating. Between the reduction and increase, a delicate balance was achieved, and the pipelines of the Golden Throne were also unplugged one by one.
But just when everything was going smoothly and they were about to transfer Mara from the throne to the core of the knights, Mara let out a shrill scream:
"Ah, stop, stop, there's a pipe underneath!"
Hogg quickly stopped the transfer operation and ran to the Golden Throne. He lifted up Mara's dress to see what was going on and then he found a lot of blood on his hands.
"Ah, this! No wonder some demons say they can see a cold ditch when they look up. So this is what's going on."
Mara's face was covered with tears. The thickest cable was connected to her butt. She didn't know how the emperor had done it, but it got stuck to her stomach. It shouldn't have been like this before!
Roland and Blot, who were watching nearby, witnessed everything. They looked at each other and decided that they must keep this matter to themselves and never let anyone else know.
Hearing the noise, the three Luojia brothers also came over, but after seeing the situation at the scene, the four brothers were at a loss.
Looking at the completely connected pipes and flesh, Perturabo felt overwhelmed and complained:
"This must be what Old Man Huang did on purpose. I remember the Golden Throne didn't have this function. Do we have to cut off Mara's butt?"
After he finished speaking, Perturabo regretted it, because he found that everyone else was looking at him, but Hogg and the other three were interested, while Mara on the side was disheartened.
"No, I was just kidding! You guys are not taking it seriously. If we cut it off, she will die of pain on the spot. If it explodes by accident, all of us will be finished."
"No, maybe we can really do this. I know something that can solve the problem. Brother, do you still have that thing?"
Luo Jia's voice rang out in the underground palace, and Hogg nodded in time, taking out a can of unknown potion with a Q version of Angron's smiling face printed on it from his pocket dimension.
"This is a specialty product from Nuseria, Angron's hometown. There is only one relic in the entire galaxy that can manufacture it. Even I cannot mass-produce it because the machine contains a lot of psychic knowledge that I cannot understand.
But don't worry, this small bottle of stuff can make a Primarch pass out on the spot, and it can even block psychic energy. As long as the dosage is sufficient, it can work on the Emperor."
Hearing Hogg's explanation, Perturabo instantly felt a deep malice, as if the can was not a Q version of Angron, but a monster more terrifying than the Chaos God. Hogg summoned a few dog-men who would not be driven crazy by the Emperor's charm, and signaled the dogs to hold Mala down while he poured the can of anesthetic into a large syringe. After thinking for a while, he took out two more cans of anesthetic and stuffed them in.
Lifting up her dress, Hogg wiped Mara's butt with a sterilized cotton ball. The thick needle made Mara tremble all over.
"Why are you shy? You were sick before when I found you. What are you afraid of?"
Mara, whose past was exposed, would certainly not admit it. Just when he was about to retort, Hogg was quick-witted and directly thrust the giant syringe at him.
"Ah ...
Along with Mara's screams, at least two liters of anesthetic were injected. Needless to say, the gold content of Nussery flax was so high that after just 30 seconds, Mara fell into a sweet dream like a baby.
"Time is short and the mission is heavy. The one who was anesthetized was the Emperor's clone. Although the dosage has been increased this time, I estimate that she will wake up in half an hour. Hurry and act!"
The Primarchs acted quickly after receiving the order. Magnus activated the Emperor's Knights again and manipulated the pipelines to absorb psychic energy. Perturabo and Lorgar held Mara down to prevent her from encountering any accidents.
So far, Hogg had performed surgery on a Primarch, but he had never amputated a limb on an Emperor, so he was still a little nervous to talk about it.
But hesitation will lead to defeat. Hogg stretched out his arm and turned it into a giant bone blade that flashed with a decomposition force field. The decomposition force field could break through Mara's flesh, and as long as it was cut off, the high temperature could stop the bleeding instantly.
After everything was ready, Hogg raised his arm and swung it down heavily.
"Oh!"
The sharp and teeth-grinding sound made Hogg feel something was wrong. The huge blade, which should have cut in half, was stuck in Mara's spine.
The current situation was that Hogg could not pull out his arm, because as soon as he did so, Mara's intestines would flow out, but fortunately, Hogg had four arms and a high tolerance rate, so he swung his other arm and chopped it in.
This time it still wasn't cut off, but Hogg felt that a few more chops would be enough. He stretched out an arm again and chopped it down again. Unfortunately, there was still a little bone that was not cut off.
Looking at the slender waist filled with four arms, Hogg decided to be safe this time. He stretched out his claws and sawed towards the incision.
With the eye-catching sparks visible to the naked eye, the imperial guards were stunned. They didn't know whether Hogg was assassinating now, but seeing how hard he was trying, it didn't seem like it. They could only watch from the side.
Half an hour later, when Mara opened her eyes again, she was already placed inside the knight's body. She saw the sweaty Hogg smiling at her, but as the effect of the drug wore off, she found that she could no longer sense her lower body.
"Hogg, my butt hurts!"
"Silly boy, where is your butt?"
Following Hogg's finger, Mara saw that his buttocks were still on the golden throne, and the broken part of his waist was bloody, as if it had been worn off by some cruel torture instrument.
Perturabo was using a small spatula to mix the meat sauce from above into cans and seal them. It was obvious that the meat sauce was his own.
Seeing that Mara was a little unhappy, Hogg hurriedly comforted her:
"It was such a thrilling battle just now! Your butt will be reattached soon. Although it may be a little shorter, don't worry, I have reserved a space for you. It will heal in a few days.
Congratulations, congratulations! Why don't you smile? "
“I can’t laugh!”
Although there was a small mistake, Hogg thought it was completely acceptable. Since the biggest danger had been eliminated, Hogg simply grabbed Mara's thigh and pulled his butt off the throne.
Seeing Hogg bringing the bloody thing in front of him, Mara felt that his life was over. He closed his eyes and fell asleep on the spot.
The next thing was easy. With Master Huo's many years of medical experience, the section of the body was perfectly fixed in place. In just a few days, it was guaranteed that not even a scar would be left.
After the storage compartment was completely closed, the knight's originally featureless face turned into the appearance of Marat, with the two rabbit ears on it flashing golden light, and it was obvious that it was running smoothly.
In the remaining days, the four brothers repeatedly adjusted the parameters and finally found the perfect parameters. By the way, they also made a psychic collector and made psychic bombs with Mara's excess energy.
At the same time, in a battlefield in an unknown universe, a golden Cobra-class destroyer was fleeing for its life, away from the main battlefield behind where the Human Federation and the Eldar Empire were tearing the galaxy apart.
Looking at the terrifying ray that shattered half of the planet with one shot, Emilia let out a sharp roar like someone whose toes were stepped on, and shouted at the anxiously sweating emperor on the control panel:
"Damn you yellow-skinned guy, this is the hospitable golden man you mentioned, did you kill their whole family?"
(End of this chapter)